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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
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A very ruthless and straight forward opening where the writer seems to making the point clear that whatever he is going to tell he is going to do it without mincing any words.